Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I bought porn for tohosexy(10 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I put gum in aznmen's hair (-12 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to heavenswinein a life-saving procedure (300 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-790 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ilovefanficz

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